"We got him."

Bad news from Northern Canada.

Hi everyone. Unfortunately one of our wonderful staff members has been abducted and dragged into a deep dark wood by some upset Joe Rogan acolytes. We are working with local search and rescue to try and recover him, but even we have to be realistic and admit the chances of finding him are slim.

The cold fall air has been flowing into our Northern Canadian forest during these late summer nights, and the excruciating exposure he's enduring is likely to be fatal. We can hold out hope, but these acolytes are real bad guys, and they are very, very upset. And they have dragged him very deep into those woods.

Anyway we have regained control of the channel from those bad guys, and promise there will be lots more videos on the way. We will leave their snuff film up out of respect for our fallen brother.